Some FACTS about the "boys" *wink wink*

I meant to share this with you guys yesterday, as part of my Hump day Special, but I’ve been working like CRAZY, so because I heart you all, here it is!
ps: I’ll be doing a series of these for men, women, and even animals; so I don’t want the fellas to think I’m going in on them… it’s just a lil friendly fun…
The smallest erect penis on record was just 1cm long

Sooo ladies, do we still think good things come in small packages?
Three out of a thousand men (0.3%) are well endowed enough to fellate (blow) themselves to orgasm..
Has anyone ever done this? Of course, what am I saying… humans are curious lil creatures 🙂 I actually have a pic, but damn, some of y’all are at work! lol
Among primates, man has the largest and thickest penis
mmm not sure if I should even pose a question lol. Next!
Percent of men who say they masturbate: 60% To the other 39% PUHLEASE!
Average # of erections per day for a man: 11. sounds like a long day… pun intended. I must say you’re all very skilled at hiding them… if you do hide them of course. How does one hide 11 erections???
Average # of erections during the night: 9. sounds like a GREAT night to me!
Percent of men who say they masturbate at least once a day: 54%. I ain’t mad at ya! I’ve never understood why people are ashamed of masturbation… we’re so keen on self-help, so I think sometimes a lil touch goes a long long way… that is all.
Odors that increase blood flow to the penis: lavender, licorice, chocolate, doughnuts, pumpkin pie… I love lavender, HATE licorice, ADORE chocolate, won’t dare eat donuts… hmm no wonder you guys LOVE pumpkin pie lol
Amount of time needed for a man to regain erection: from 2 minutes to 2 weeks. 2 weeks? For real? Somebody educate me on this one. For real. Does this mean you don’t get horny for 2 weeks or you don’t get har.. erect for 2 weeks?
So guys, have any of you experienced pain, headaches, or even sneezing after cu.. I mean ejaculation? Well some studies have found that increased activity in the brain during orgasm is responsible for this discomfort, and that a possible explanation for the sneezing is because the center for orgasms in the brain, is close to the centers that are responsible for yawning and sneezing.
Happy New Year guys!

*big red kisses!*
♥Bella♥