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“I don’t have ‘fuck-you’ money…I have ‘that’s my seat’ money.”- John Mayer

“I’m in the place of greatest freedom right now—not giving a fuck…” – John Mayer

I couldn’t have said it better! lol

He’s talented, thinks our bodies are wonderlands, has the RIGHT to get stoned, he’s HOT, and he doesn’t give a fuck! lol

I’ve always liked John Mayer, but I have to admit that I’m not exactly a die hard fan. lol.

But seeing as it’s Hump Day, and I think he looks extra super delicious and sexy in this shoot for his feature in Details magazine (great article btw!), I figured, why not!?

Boy looks mmm mmm GOOD! YOUR body is a wonderland.

Happy Hump Day!

*kisses!*

♥Bella♥

I searched high and low for interesting sex laws and as I live in Toronto, it was only right that I start with Canada. Sadly, that was a complete snore fest. I did however find some very interesting and outrageous sex laws from around the world (below) But just in case you’re wondering, the legal age of consent in Canada is 16. Funny thing is that they recently raised it from 14!! I knew about sex, but I certainly wasn’t tryna have sex at 14! lmao
Um what else… Unmarried persons under the age of 18 cannot consent to anal sex and someone under the age of 18 cannot legally consent to have sex with a person in a position of authority such as a teacher, health care provider, coach, lawyer, or family member.
Ooookay… now for some juicy, and downright ridiculous sex laws!

ü In Lebanon, men are legally allowed to have sex with animals, but the animals must be female. Having sexual relations with a male animal is punishable by death.-poor animals!
ü“After having sexual relations with a lamb, it is a mortal sin to eat its flesh.” – some Middle Eastern countries recognize this Islamic law.
ü In Bahrain, a male doctor may legally examine a woman’s genitals, but is forbidden from looking directly at them during the examination. He may only see their reflection in a mirror.-ha ha ha
ü Muslims are banned from looking at the genitals of a corpse. This also applies to undertakers; the sex organs of the deceased must be covered with a brick or piece of wood at all times.
ü The penalty for masturbation in Indonesia is decapitation.-Dayum!
ü There are men in Guam whose full-time job is to travel the countryside and deflower young virgins, who pay them for the privilege of having sex for the first time. Reason: under Guam law, it is expressly forbidden for virgins to marry.-WOW
ü In Hong Kong, a betrayed wife is legally allowed to kill her adulterous husband, but may only do so with her bare hands. (The husband’s lover, on the other hand, may be killed in any manner desired.)-now now don’t go running off to Hong Kong ladies!
ü In Cali, Colombia, a woman may only have sex with her husband, and the first time this happens her mother must be in the room to witness the act.-OMG I would die! lmao
ü In Santa Cruz, Bolivia it is illegal for a man to have sex with a woman and her daughter at the same time.-crazy thing is that there are some people that are into that kinda thing…

So guess which country has thee MOST sex laws?? Ding Ding Ding, you guessed it, The United States of Ahmericaaaaaaaaaa! ( I know it’s spelled America lol): some of these laws are hilarious, and others are some what confusing lol.
Enjoy!

ü Sex toys are banned in Alabama.

ü Sexual intercourse between unmarried couples is illegal in Georgia.- can’t live in Georgia! ha ha ha

ü Flirting is banned in San Antonio, Texas- some people are natural born flirts, that’s outrageous! lol

ü Oral sex is banned in Indiana.- aren’t you happy you don’t live in Indiana??

ü Sexual positions beyond missionary are illegal in Washington, D.C.

ü Sleeping naked is illegal in Minnesota.

ü For those that love pda: in Idaho, you are forbidden to engage in any type of public display of affection for more than 18 minutes.

ü It’s illegal to kiss for more than one second in Halethorpe, Md.

ü You can’t marry the same man three times in some Kentucky townships.- WHY THE HELL would you marry him three times???

ü It is illegal for men in Minnesota to have intimate sexual relationships with a live fish.- who’s doing THAT??

ü If you’re a member of the Nevada legislature, you cannot conduct business, while in session, wearing a penis costume – ha ha ha

ü In North Carolina, it’s an offense to have sex in a graveyard.

ü It’s illegal to have sex on your wedding day if you’re fishing or hunting.- Oblong, Ill

ü A man cannot take more than three swallows of beer while holding his wife in his arms in bed.- Ames, Iowa- Co-sign!

ü A man cannot seduce a woman by promising to marry her- Mississippi.

ü While up to 120 men can live together, it is illegal for more than 16 women to do so, since this could constitute a brothel.- Pennsylvania- THE NERVE!

ü Couples sleeping at a hotel must wear the clean, cotton nightshirt provided by the hotel, even when they have sex.-Nebraska – *rolling over laughing*

ü Florida has a statute making it an offense to shower in the nude.-sooooo how exactly should one shower?

ü Women cannot be seen wearing “body hugging clothing.”- New York -either someone’s not doing their job, or they don’t give a damn about this law lol

ü If you’re arrested for soliciting a prostitute, your name and picture will be shown on TV.-Oklahoma – think twice before dishing out them dollars if you’re in Oklahoma

ü Sex with an animal is perfectly legal for men, as long as the animal weighs less than 40 pounds.-Washington -WTF!

ü It is illegal for a man to fire his gun when his lover reaches climax.- Connersville, Wis.

ü Having sex in a walk-in meat freezer is banned- Newcastle, Wyo.

So how many of these have you broken???

Happy Hump Day!*kisses*

♥Bella♥
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