socks or no socks Archives -

Ladies, some of y’all got some crazy bedroom rules! lol

I was having a conversation with a couple gentlemen the other day. One of them, we’ll call him (P) says to me, “Bella, lemme ask you a question, because I need to understand this from a woman’s point of view.” I knew this would be interesting so of course, I told him to ask away.

He proceeded to tell me about an experience he had with a woman, who wouldn’t have sex with him, until he took his socks off. Yes, she paused the “goings on” to ask him to take his socks off. As this was something he’d never encountered before, he was wondering if this was something that we women were “doing” nowadays or if it is was some kinda of unwritten female “rule”. Um NO.

I told him the next time that happens, he needs to ask her, “Dick or socks off?” she can pick which one she wants more. lol. Now if his socks are nasty and smelly that’s a totally different situation, and shame on you (any man) for tryna get your groove on with crusty socks on but I digress. He says his socks were clean, and the only reason he wanted to keep them on was because he was cold. But she wouldn’t get down and dirty if he kept his socks on. What could his socks possibly do to you girl?????
Are your REALLY thinking about socks when it’s time to get down with the get down??? Then that’s a problem. Either mister man over there isn’t pressing the right buttons, or… I don’t know man, if he’s pressing all the right buttons, and you’re complaining about socks, you don’t deserve the potential dope d*ck game he might lay on your ass!
And if his socks are really bothering you, and he doesn’t wanna take them off, then you need to get that bedroom HOT AND STEAMY that way he won’t be able to keep them on! dig?
Happy Hump Day!
♥Bella♥
Any “SOCKS OFF” ladies out there? If so, please help us understand 🙂