Sagz Jeans

Do you love the look of sagging pants but can’t get quite the right ratio of boxers-to-jeans when you need it most? Then you, my friend, need…Sagz!

Oh yes, this is a real product. Over at Yahoo! Shine, they’ve discovered Sagz Jeans, a denim invention that comes with built-in boxers that let you control how low you go. “Consumers can ‘sag’ their jeans at different levels without having to constantly pull up their pants, resulting in more time to be active, express themselves and show their SWAG,” their website explains. Because, um, nothing says “rebellious fashion streak” quite like ponying up $100 to fake the perfect sag? Check out the commercial (and I swear, this is not a Saturday Night Live Sketch):